This is not a disclaimer. This is a claimer.

For every which word I put down to databytes, and for the little patches of humour that try to colour it now and then.

For the rhyme and the (un)reason of every single thing I do and every little thing I say.

I think I’ve said it once before – it comes from far beyond me, and back to My Lord.

In the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.